screw you

May 2009
Volume I, Issue VII

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Facebook "10 Random Things About Me" List, By Gary Ransdell

    1. My last name means “wild garlic” in Middle English
    2. I considered changing the university’s name to “Harverd”
    3. Students think I’m honest with them
    4. I wear an article of red clothing, or have some part of me painted red, at all times
    5. I am a DJ at Revolution 91.7, but I won’t say which one
    6. As an Army journalist in the early 1960s, I became fed up with stifling bureaucracy and the status-quo and embraced the drug counterculture. I spent many years doing LSD and chronicling American fear, loathing and hypocrisy in Rolling Stone magazine and essay collections.
    7. I inhaled once and enjoyed it. The same day I kissed a man by accident and didn’t enjoy it
    8. I wear “Big Red” thong underwear
    9. The rules of college football are a complete mystery to me
    10. Bowling Green is the least interesting town in Warren County, in my opinion

 

 

 

 

 

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Smoke up

 

In This Issue:

Professor Stewart Pavee Visits The Western, Accepts Award . . . More >

Parked Cars to be Counted as Students . . . More>

Facebook "10 Random Things About Me" List by Gary Ransdell . . . More>

Also in This Issue . . . More>

Outside WorldIs Jim Bunning Dead? "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Revoked, "You're Gay, You're OK" Instituted . . . More>

Around Campus . . . More>

 

 

The Big Red Tool made no sex jokes this month. Contact us at thewestern.bigredtool@gmail.com. Visit our blog at http://riseoverrunmag.com.

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