SGA Elections Over
With the final ballots cast The Western™’s Student Government Association is preparing for a new era of empowered insignificance.
The SGA is planning some new initiatives for the 2010-11 academic year, including an advocacy campaign in favor of service learning credit for cornhole participation, and a rally against scratchy toilet paper in dorms, weather permitting. “We will die before we live another day with generic toilet paper!!” screamed Hopkinsville junior SGA Senator Breck Biggums.
The Big Red Tool has obtained the election results. However because nobody really gives a damn, we’re not going to waste the column space printing them.