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April, 2010
Volume II, Issue 6

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SGA Elections Over

With the final ballots cast The Western™’s Student Government Association is preparing for a new era of empowered insignificance.

The SGA is planning some new initiatives for the 2010-11 academic year, including an advocacy campaign in favor of service learning credit for cornhole participation, and a rally against scratchy toilet paper in dorms, weather permitting. “We will die before we live another day with generic toilet paper!!” screamed Hopkinsville junior SGA Senator Breck Biggums.

The Big Red Tool has obtained the election results. However because nobody really gives a damn, we’re not going to waste the column space printing them.



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In This Issue:

Draft of Faculty Handbook . . . More >

Icelandic Waif Takes Job . . . More >

ˇFeliz Navidad! . . . More >

Health Care Reform Casualties . . . More >

Technology Services to Barcode . . . More >

Coach Taggert Invents . . . More >

SGA Elections . . . More >

News Shorts . . . More >

Bonus Online-Only Story! . . . More >

Born Bjork
The new AD arrives at the annual Red-White game.



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