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August, 2009
Volume II, Issue 1

Incoming Freshman Style Guide:
What's In, What's Out

We know it’s tough to fit in when you’re new to campus. As a public service, The Big Red Tool offers its Freshman Style Guide—2009.

What's Out What's In
  • Good News Bible
  • Tighty Whities
  • Puberty
  • High School Squeeze
  • Hannah Montana
  • FFA
  • White Sheets
  • Ankle Butterfly Tattoo
  • Dairy Queen
  • Stealing Mom’s Smokes
  • Eighth-Grade Reading Skills
  • Bitter, Angry Teachers
  • King James Bible
  • Going Commando
  • Freshman 25
  • Roommate’s Girlfriend
  • Herpes
  • Parties at the AGR House
  • Plastic Sheets
  • Tramp Stamp
  • Froggy’s
  • “Tobacco” Water Pipe
  • Drop-Back Pre-Literacy
  • Bitter, Angry Teachers

And please leave behind idealism, chastity, temperance, and optimism. You won’t need them where you’re going.

 

 

 

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Smoke up
President Ransdell Gears Up For The Listening Tour

 

In This Issue:

Presidential "Listening Tour" To Be Followed By . . . More >

Provost Announces Retirement . . . More>

New Dean of University Coilege . . . More>

Incoming Freshman Style Guide . . . More>

The Western™ Reacts . . . More>

The Western™ Football in Transitional Year. . . More>

Smoke up
Faculty at a 2009 "Engaging the Spirit" Session

 

The Big Red Tool spent summer break in President Ransdell's bedroom closet. Observing.
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