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December, 2009
Volume II, Issue 3

Back Issues

 

 

 

News Shorts

Dean Kahler raise, canceled. Will instead be paid through complex accounting tricks tied to Academic Affairs slush fund. “This satisfies both parties involved—me and my lil’ Deanie,” declared Dr. Burch.

 


 

The Western™ signs agreement to sub-contract education at The Western™. Outside company to bring in high-functioning morons from around the nation; rent money to be squandered renovating moldy, uninhabitable building.

 

 

 


Cut a hole in your monitor, bring it to Greener Groundz, mention Gabibbo, and get a free small pizza if you buy a large specialty one-topping pizza. Ask for pizza made by the sushi chef.

Coupon, stupid!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Smoke up
Early tests of the “Big Red Tail” colonoscopy machine on Wood Selig reveal interesting results.

In This Issue:

"Reality Star Studies" Major Online In January . . . More >

Coach Taggert Puts the "Tail" Back in Tailgating . . . More>

News Shorts . . . More>

Season Saved By Fourth-Quarter Heroics . . . More>

The Western™ License Plates . . . More>

Do People Talk Like That in Real Life? . . . More>

Also In This Issue . . . More>

Expert Consultants Added to Blue Ribbon Deception Panel . . . More>

Smoke up
Alternative-treatment colonoscopy.

 

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