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December, 2009
Volume II, Issue 3

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The Western™ License Plates

The Big Red Tool staff has noticed an increase in the number of personalized license plates around campus. Here are a few we’ve spotted:

David Elson: BAGEL
Kevin Smiley: SGAHOLE
Deborah Wilkins: ISOOU
Yevette Haskins: FAC U SUK
Provost Burch: RIGR H8R
Wood Selig: 0 FER
Dr. Ransdell's Official Car: M T PKTS
Dr. Ransdell's other car: DONR LUV
AGR President: MMMGOAT
Luther Hughes: SUITUP



Cut a hole in your monitor, bring it to Greener Groundz, mention Gabibbo, and get a free small pizza if you buy a large specialty one-topping pizza. Ask for pizza made by the sushi chef.

Coupon, stupid!











Smoke up
Early tests of the “Big Red Tail” colonoscopy machine on Wood Selig reveal interesting results.

In This Issue:

"Reality Star Studies" Major Online In January . . . More >

Coach Taggert Puts the "Tail" Back in Tailgating . . . More>

News Shorts . . . More>

Season Saved By Fourth-Quarter Heroics . . . More>

The Western™ License Plates . . . More>

Do People Talk Like That in Real Life? . . . More>

Also In This Issue . . . More>

Expert Consultants Added to Blue Ribbon Deception Panel . . . More>

Smoke up
Alternative-treatment colonoscopy.


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