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December, 2009
Volume II, Issue 3

Back Issues

 

 

 

Also In This Issue:

  • In cost-cutting measure The Western™ motto shortened to “A University”
  • Kentucky National Guard Recalled from Iraq to Enforce Textbook Order Deadlines
  • WKYU to change station call letters to WUSS
  • Fates Decree Freshman in Third Row Will Never Sleep with Female Student Two Seats Over

 

 


Cut a hole in your monitor, bring it to Greener Groundz, mention Gabibbo, and get a free small pizza if you buy a large specialty one-topping pizza. Ask for pizza made by the sushi chef.

Coupon, stupid!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Smoke up
Early tests of the “Big Red Tail” colonoscopy machine on Wood Selig reveal interesting results.

In This Issue:

"Reality Star Studies" Major Online In January . . . More >

Coach Taggert Puts the "Tail" Back in Tailgating . . . More>

News Shorts . . . More>

Season Saved By Fourth-Quarter Heroics . . . More>

The Western™ License Plates . . . More>

Do People Talk Like That in Real Life? . . . More>

Also In This Issue . . . More>

Expert Consultants Added to Blue Ribbon Deception Panel . . . More>

Smoke up
Alternative-treatment colonoscopy.

 

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