Announcing the Best Entries From Our “Name that Sculpture” Contest, In Which We Asked Our Readers to Name the Tall Red Sculpture Outside DUC:
- “The Big Red Bottle Opener” via E., M., and others
- “Abstract Sperm, Modified” via D.
- “The Real Key to a College Degree” via J.
- [Vulgarity Deleted] via R.
- “The Ball-Bearer” via T.
- [Unprintable Vulgarity] via G.R.
- “I Remember Mommy” via S.
- “The Big Red Tool” Gabibbo
- “Goat, More Goat!” via the AGR Fraternity
Thanks to all the people who sent an entry. Some of the rest of you, whose entries we couldn’t print, need a psychological evaluation.