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February, 2010
Volume II, Issue 5

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The Big Red Tool Horoscope

Aquarius: Although youíre a world-class liar, itís not yet an Olympic event. Keep practicing!

Pisces: Terrorism comes in many forms; beware of dogs wearing bandanas.

Aries: Spring is a time for new beginnings. Make joyous love to the fish.












No Goats Allowed!
AGR Fraternity Erects New Fence.

In This Issue:

The Western™ Denies Heath Care . . . More >

Major Changes for Herald . . . More >

Lost Freshman . . . More >

The Horoscope . . . More >

Farewell to "Wood" . . . More >

Strategery in Action . . . More >

The Olympic Dream . . . More >



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