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Feb, 2011
Volume III, Issue 4

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Ransdell Hall Named to Top 10 “Most Narcissistic Structures in America”

The American Academy of Egostistical Architecture announced Monday that the new College of Education building, Gary A. Ransdell Hall, has debuted as one of the most narcissistic structures in the nation.  The cupola-festooned structure, named after The Western's™ President for Life, ranked 9th, just ahead of the Wynand Building, New York City's tallest fictitious skyscraper, and five places behind Donald Trump's hair. The AAEA noted that the last-minute decision to carve “Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair” into the top of the building succeeded in moving the Gary A. Ransdell Hall up a couple of spots on the list.











In This Issue:

Pet Hiring . . . More >

The Western™ Forensics . . . More >

Ransdell Hall. . . More >

New Strategic Plan . . . More >

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DUC Fee . . . More >

The "Strenuous Life" . . . More >

Athletic Conference . . . More >

Homeless Problem . . . More >

Defense Against Diversity . . . More >


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