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New Strategic Plan Unveiled
At a news conference in early January, President Ransdell issued The Western's™ new five-year strategic plan. Plan goals include:
- 29 percent more strategery in the 2011-12 budget year
- Less tenure, greater snackability
- Racing flames, shark mouth to be added to school logo
- New student fee to be levied for construction of multimillion-dollar “The G-Spot” cocktail lounge in stadium, a mingling area for the Presdient and elite-level donors
- Administration to hire at least 43 percent more Garys, Georges, Gordons, or other G-named males by 2016
- More experiential, less learning
- Synergy—to the extreme!
“State budget cuts mean we will have to wait until after 2016 to schedule the construction of Ransdell Arena, the $6 million venue that will host The Western's planned Mixed Martial Arts Team and the 600-foot Hill Top O' The World Rotating Restaurant Tower,” explained budget officer Ann Mead.
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