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May, 2010
Volume II, Issue 7

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Coupon good for one (1) free flying lesson* from Provost Angus G. Emslie. COME SOAR WITH EMSLIE !
IT WILL CHANGE YOUR VIEW ON EVERYTHING!

Flying!

*Landing not included. Lunch not included. Parachute not provided. Persons disagreeing with Provost may be ejected from plane at any time. Provost not responsible for emotional or physical trauma resulting from lesson. Sympathy not included.

 

 

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Oral Arguments
Oral Arguments in ISCET Lawsuit to be Relocated from Warren County Court

In This Issue:

New Provost Introduced . . . More >

The Western™ to Expand Benefits . . . More >

Outgoing Provost Finalizes . . . More >

Potter Dean Tortures . . . More >

Campus Happenings . . . More >

Big Red Tool Prohibited From . . . More >

Ransdell to Solve Nation's . . . More >

Inside this Edition . . . More >

Vampires Discovered . . . More >

Stop the Presses! . . . More >

Ask Gabby . . . More >

Free Coupon! . . . More >

Bonus Online-Only Feature . . . More >

 

 

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