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May, 2011
Volume III, Issue 6

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Also In This Issue:

p. 31: The Western™ Celebrates May Day by Granting Chinese Laborers at ICSET a Three-Minute Break from Soul-Crushing Toil.

p. 26: Campus Robins to be Renamed “Ransdales” to Honor New Emperor: Graduate students set to work gluing official school logos on birds’ red breast.

p. 666: The Western™ plans massive faculty and staff raises in wake of bin Laden death.

p. 333: Two particularly irksome Liberal Arts faculty rumored missing, buried in Giants’ stadium end zone.














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Emperor Gary I Upon His Throne

In This Issue:

All Hail! . . . More >

Food Fight! . . . More >

The Emslie Challenge . . . More >

Also in This Issue . . . More >

Academic Senate . . . More >

Library Study . . . More >

Faculty Forum Reports . . . More >

Bonus Feature—Osama Killed! . . . More >


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Venn Diagram Explaining Covosts' Vision, As Reconstructed from Attendee Reportsr


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