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Nov, 2010
Volume III, Issue 3

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p. 3: The Counseling and Testing Center unveils newsletter called “The Goat Gazette” and distributes squeezable foam “stress goats” for people to squeeze. CTC exploring purchase of Agency Bond Hug Plushies in FY 2011.

p. 3: President Randell pins football team’s bowl hopes on Physics Department. “Time travel is a theoretical possibility,” argues Keith Andrew. “If we can go back in time and win a few more games, we certainly can make the 1937 Coal Bowl.”

p. 3: Gary Ransdell Disapproves of the Gordonses’ 10-finger Metaphor for Faculty Workload.













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The Western™ Ranks . . . More >

Students Tax Parents . . . More >

The Tool Celebrates Football . . . More >

Books Illegal on Campus . . . More >

The "Quantum Gordon" Theory. . . More >

BoR Will Not Rename University. . . More >

The Tool Clarifies Position . . . More >

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